A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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You are Nerochan right?

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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