What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Loner.

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Anti Joke

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