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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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