ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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Twenty-Four

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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