Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

Nock Nock It's open.

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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