- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

Women's rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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