- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. come in.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

Keep up the fun Nero!

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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