Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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