Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Badgers are cool

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whats a dick a dick

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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Seth stock has a large penis

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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