- Anti Joke

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

A walrus walks into a bar

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Oh no! My life is ruined!

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.