Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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