- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

I enjoy anal.

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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