- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

chuck norris

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

Mike tyson

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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