- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

wots brown and smells like shite shite

Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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