A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

Colby is gay.... thats it

love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

Tim and Eric

I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

What happened to Liam? He Died.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

Why did the book disappear?

Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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