- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

roses are red, violets are violet.

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

poop is very very yummy.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

what's brown and sticky? A stick

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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