Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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im black

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the love boat

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Your existance.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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