Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

pickle juice?

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

knock knock Come in!!!

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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