Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

poo is yummy

If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

Melbourne Football Club.

Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

I have a crush on my dad.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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