What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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nba live 13

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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i'm funny

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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