Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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Jaden McMichael

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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Nock Nock It's open.

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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