An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

whats 2+2? 4

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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