- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

Women's rights.

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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