- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

A guy has cancer. He dies.

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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