- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

Your all fags

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

I said I hate niiggers

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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