How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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wanna hear a joke. i do to

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Why did you insult me and then punch me in the face? The hell if you care anymore, I killed you straight after. Neo-Nero. (Rest in peace Nero7 better known as The Moral Man, I hope I can one day live up to your greatness.) Moral: "Keep your spirits up, we are all going to die sometime, but life means nothing if we lose faith in ourselves and each other" Moral 2: "Nero Septimus, that will be my first and last moral that made a figment of fucking sense, if you are watching from whatever comes from life, I know that this is what you would have done, but just so you know and always wanted for us that followed you, I am doing this for my own goddamn fucking self, respects... Now if your ghost is still watching, get the fuck out of my room you damn cripple, and know that your arm is somewhere in the basement because its so goddamn bad ass that it fucking freaks me out, and so fucking heavy that I think you where some sort of superhuman, now gtfo, as you taught us, we cant focus on the goddamn afterlife, if we are gonna get the best out of life and the present, adios amigo"

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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hi will

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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