"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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roses are red, violets are blue.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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