A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

you just contradicted yourself.

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

A disabled man walks into a bar.

This is not an anti joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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