What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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tea with milk?

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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Membean

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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