- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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