wanna hear a joke. i do to

hi will

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

It burns when I pee sometimes.

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

Lol! Why you wanna know?

"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

Luke Hardie is G@Y

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

A baby gets hit by a bus.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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