Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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your father died

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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hey

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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