Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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The Pope

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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