Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

Snausages.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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