What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

ecks! why zee?

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

i'm funny

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

Chinese drivers.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

Anti Joke

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