There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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Ju... Just why?

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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this is not a joke

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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