What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

What's up brah brah

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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