muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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i like pie.

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Your existance.

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the love boat

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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your mother hates you

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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