Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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bob saget

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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I can't see my forehead

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colby doesnt shave

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