Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Shit!

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

THE GAME

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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