Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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I died shortly after writing this.

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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Obama

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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