You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

IU football

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

I had my period 3 days ago.

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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