- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

Stop being a centipede

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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