What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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poo is yummy

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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Tim and Eric

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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Why did the book disappear?

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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the WNBA

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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