Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone? Is it under the table? Was it sat upon? Is it there on the ceiling? Is it under the rug? Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug? Did it run through the tunnel? Did it fall down the stair? Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair? Did it get on a train to a far-away place? Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space? Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]? If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged? Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to? Oh wait, that's right! SCP-009-J is you!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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