- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

A guy has cancer. He dies.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

I am a n1gger.

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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