Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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roses are red, violets are blue.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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dead battery come on down

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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