- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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