What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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crap!!

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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