- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your existance.

What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

im black

the love boat

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

School

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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