- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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