Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

Knock knock. Come in.

Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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