- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

your father died

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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