Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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Kelly Clarkson

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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Woman rights.

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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A seal walks into a club.

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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Kathy Griffin.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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