What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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YOU

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knock knock ... no one was in

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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