- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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