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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

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toast points

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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