- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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