Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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chuck norris

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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terry stockton is straight

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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Mike tyson

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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