- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

Penal Dysfunction

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

fack me in the ace! CC

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

Penis

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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