- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

knock knock whose there? my penis.

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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