Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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black guy graduating high school

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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