Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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Woman rights.

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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Anti Joke

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