How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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