Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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vaginas

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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