- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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