Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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knock knock who's there no one

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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