- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

Nock Nock It's open.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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