What comes after 23? 24.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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i dont like attention whores lol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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