What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

What's up brah brah

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

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