- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

What's black and white and red all over? Colors

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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