- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

School

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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