Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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You are Nerochan right?

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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Women's rights

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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