Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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miley cyrus

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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Chicken

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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Your all fags

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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raping black women

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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