What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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crap!!

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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