A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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Where do you live? In a house

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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