- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Where do you live? In a house

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

What is 9 + 10? 21

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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