Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

You know what is not cool? Fire.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

women's rights

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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