- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

Knock Knock! Come in!

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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