Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

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I pooped my pants

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Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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What is more worse than death? Death

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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A guy has cancer. He dies.

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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