- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

what did the shark do when he died.....

Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

Knock knock Whoes there? ...

Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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