what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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She said no

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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The BCS

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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