Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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I ponder

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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wanna here an anti joke scroll down

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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I would rape her

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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