Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

Type 2 diabetics

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

Oh, I must be hearing things.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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