the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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The BCS

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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