- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An atheist walks into a church

Lil' Wayne

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

A pedophile walks into a daycare

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

What number comes after 29? 30.

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

Women's rights.

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