Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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thermodynamics?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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