a person smokes weed... and gets high

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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So. The gays. ...

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Penis.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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A mosquito flies into a bar and orders a bloody mary, the bartender then takes out a swatter and kills the pest. Noticing the event, the patrons cheer and continued drinking their frothy beverage. Minutes later, the phone rings and the bartender answers the phone. "Hello?" "Hi, I'm looking for a friend of mine, is he there?" "Let me check, by the way, what's his name?" "Jack Hoff" "One sec. HEY FELLAS(yelling over the noisy bar), IS THERE A JACK HOFF HERE? I NEED A JACK HOFF! ANYONE?" Mr. Hoff, sitting at the bar hears this and asks, "who is it?" "He said he's a friend of yours!" "Which one?" " He said his name's Dick Stroker and he needs help on something hardhe'll meet you around back." "Oh ok, thanks."

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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Jewwy Jewstein

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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