What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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Women's rights.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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