- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

Deadly cancer.

Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

The WNBA.

Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

shea kisses a girl

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

Women's rights

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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