What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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Do you believe this will change?

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What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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Anti Joke

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